Big Show Funny Story: Man busted with birds in his pants at NYC airport…

A man from Guyana was recently arrested at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York with finches in his pants.  The tiny songbirds were neatly stowed inside hair curlers that were taped around his legs, and hidden inside his pants.  Apparently there are illegal song bird competitions in Brooklyn and Queens, where judges award prize money to the best singers (YES, this part of the story is TRUE).  When asked for comment, one of the birds said: “I tawt I taw a puddy cat, but it was just some dudes hairy legs”!

https://www.kcrg.com/2021/04/28/man-caught-at-airport-smuggling-singing-birds-in-his-clothing/?fbclid=IwAR1rNAdKZr9W4VuvZl_Zl8F4NtsTvk30FZLsgQy7CG0drdoDNzCEX5cOxKs