Big Show Funny Story: An Arkansas water tower has sprung a leak, in Johnny Cash’s nether region…

Kingsland Arkansas is the birthplace of the late Country music icon Johnny Cash, and recently a vandal shot their water tower.  As you might imagine, this caused the water tower to spring a leak, but it’s where the water is leaking out of that has residents of the town furious.  The water is shooting out of the crotch area of the recently painted Johnny Cash silhouette.  That’s right, it now looks like the man in black is, um, urinating.  Betty Graham, the water office manager said: ““It’s sad that someone could do this. Please if anyone heard the shot and knows the time or was out last night and saw something suspicious please let me or someone with the water Dept or the sheriff Dept know.”  I personally think whoever did this should be sent to ‘Folsom Prison’!  On a positive note, the leak is capable of putting out a ‘Ring of Fire’…

https://www.fox16.com/news/local-news/man-in-black-springs-a-leak-arkansas-water-tower-featuring-johnny-cash-vandalized/